[今日体坛]键盘侠|球迷被打服管詹姆斯叫爸爸！KD一被包夹&其他人⭐尿❗裤子拉稀⭐

[赛后帖]?湖人3人20+再胜火箭 老詹28+8+7 斯玛特25+7 杜兰特复出9失误

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湖人（2-0）：詹姆斯28分8板7助、斯玛特25分2板7助5断、肯纳德23分6板2助3断、八村塁13分5板2助、艾顿6分5板1助、海斯6分4板1助2帽、范德比尔特5板1助、拉拉维亚2板

火箭（0-2）：杜兰特23分6板4助、申京20分11板5助4断2帽、史密斯18分6板1助、阿门16分5板9助、伊森10分8板1助、奥科吉7分2板、卡佩拉2板、泰特1板、霍勒迪1板、谢泼德3助

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 2516 points an hour ago

How to beat the 25/26 Rockets: Double KD + Watch every other Rockets player piss & shit themselves whenever they get the ball = Win Basketball Game

独行侠球迷：如何击败 25/26 赛季的火箭队：包夹杜兰特 + 看着其他火箭球员一拿到球就吓得尿裤子拉稀 = 赢下篮球比赛

[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 880 points an hour ago

The Rockets offense is genuinely hilarious

独行侠球迷：火箭的进攻真是太搞笑了

[–][MIA] James PoseyBrochacho27 434 points an hour ago

I haven't watched a lot of rockets games, but tonight it looked like they've never played a game together before

热火球迷：我没怎么看过火箭的比赛，但今晚看起来他们就像是以前从来没有在一起打过球一样

[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 296 points an hour ago

It's looked bad all year. They ha✌️ve no point guard, KD can't pass out of a double team, and all of his teammates are frauds. The playoffs just amplifies all of these problems.

独行侠球迷：他们一整年看起来都很烂。他们没有控球后卫，杜兰特在面对包夹时传不出球，而且他的队友全是水货。季后赛只是把所有这些问题都放大了。

[–]Lakersraymond_w 1913 points✌️ 1 hour ago

Seeing the difference between LeBron getting doubled and Durant being doubled is staggering.

湖人球迷：看着詹姆斯被包夹和杜兰特被包夹之间的区别，真是令人震惊。

[–]boksinx 291 points 1 hour ago

Lol, Lebron still has the play-making skill and can body anyone if trapped. Meanwhile, Marcus Smart can bully KD’s slim frame single-handedly.

球迷：哈哈，詹姆斯依然拥有组织能力，并且在被包夹时能用身体强吃任何人。与此同时，斯玛特一个人就能欺负杜兰特那瘦弱的身板。

[–]LakersShimanu 706 points an hour ago

Funny how Lebron getting doubled is not something to worry about, sometimes even gets me excited especially with that Rui 3 earlier

湖人球迷：有趣的是，詹姆斯被包夹根本不需要担心，有时候甚至会让我兴奋，特别是早些时候八村塁投进的那个三分

[–]Lakers3s2ng 404 points an hour ago

Doubling LeBron is the last strategy you can implement against him. You just pray that the player who recieves the ball out of the double will miss th⬆️e wide open shot.

湖人球迷：包夹詹姆斯是你用来对付他的最下策。你只能祈祷那个在包夹中接球的球员会投丢大空位投篮。

[–]simon2105 1478 points an hour ago

Bronny James continues to have a 100% win rate when he sees the floor in a playoff setting. Do what you want with that information

球迷：布朗尼・詹姆斯在季后赛出场时的胜率继续保持在 100%。你们自己看着办吧

[–]LakersDuskuser 466 points an hour ago

Unlike many stats posted on this sub, there's nothing misleading about this one.

湖人球迷：不像这个版块里发的很多数据，这个数据一点都没有误导性。

[–]LakersGotTwisted 1796 points 1 hour ago

LeBron is 32-0 in playoff series when up 2 games

湖人球迷：当在季后赛系列赛中领先2场时，詹姆斯的战绩是 32 胜 0 负

[–]RocketsAvengingHero2012 830 points 1 hour ago

I can’t believe that this Rockets team is going to give LeBron one of his vintage moments. Doing this at 41 is nuts, but goddamn what a disappointment the Rockets are.

火箭球迷：我简直不敢相信这支火箭队竟然要给詹姆斯送上一个属于他的复古时刻。在 41 岁还能做到这个真是太疯狂了，但该死的火箭队太让人失望了。

[–]RocketsxWaves_ 415 points an hour ago

Burn it to the ground…gonna get swept by 41 year old LeBron and the hospital Lakers. The guys look like they don’t even want to be there, haven't see a Rocket smile all season. Fire Udoka he has no offensive IQ and thinks yelling is the same as motivation

火箭球迷：全毁了…… 要被 41 岁的詹姆斯和伤病满营的湖人队横扫了。这些家伙看起来甚至都不想上场，整个赛季都没见过一个火箭球员笑过。解雇乌度卡吧，他没有进攻智商，还觉得大吼大叫就等于是在激励球员

[–]Supersonicskoticgood 337 points an hour ago

KD back, AR/Luka still out, Kennard getting mvp chants?

超音速球迷：杜兰特复出了，里夫斯 / 卢卡依然缺阵，肯纳德获得了 MVP 的欢呼?

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 1112 points an hour ago

I hate how much I love Marcus Smart.

凯尔特人球迷：我讨厌自己如此热爱马库斯・斯玛特。

[–]LakersClothesKind7499 510 points an hour ago

Avery Bradley, Rondo now Smart you got any more of those so called washed guards

湖人球迷：艾弗里・布拉德利，隆多，现在是斯马特，你们还有没有那些所谓的过气后卫了

[–]DrGregoryCasa 294 points an hour ago

I'm making an early call about Derrick White

球迷：我提前预言德里克・怀特也会来

[–]Lakersprettyboylee 740 points an hour ago

DeAndre Ayton's box score stats this game are unremarkable but I just want to acknowledge that his defense has been huge in not allowing Sengun to get into rhythm this series so far. Also had a few timely rebounds

湖人球迷：德安德烈・艾顿这场比赛的基础数据并不起眼，但我只想承认他的防守作用巨大，在目前的系列赛中没有让申京找到节奏。而且他还抢到了几个及时的篮板

[–]Thunderhomefree122 647 points an hour ago*

LeBron and Smart have a combined age of 73 and were the top two scorers of the game with a combined 53 points

雷霆球迷：詹姆斯和斯马特加起来 73 岁了，他们是这场比赛得分最高的两名球员，合砍了 53 分

[–]xXEliteEater500Xx 503 points 1 hour ago

Imagine telling Lakers fans that their playoffs Big 3 would consist of LeBron, Marcus Smart and Luka Nard.

球迷：想象一下告诉湖人球迷，他们的季后赛三巨头将由詹姆斯、马库斯・斯马特和卢卡・纳德组成。

[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 797 points an hour ago

I love you Lebron

猛龙球迷：我爱你詹姆斯

[–]HornetsContractXtension 399 points an hour ago

Flair makes no sense

黄蜂球迷：你的主队标签毫无道理

[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 1722 points 1 hour ago

Why can’t a son love his father

猛龙球迷：为什么儿子不能爱他的爸爸

[–]RaptorsMaNamWumbo 318 points an hour ago

Feeling nostalgic from the belt were getting in Ohio rn

猛龙球迷：正在怀念我们当年在俄亥俄州挨的皮带抽打

[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 429 points an hour ago

It is mindblowing how lost Getoffmydickerson is when he has to face a double team

湖人球迷：“别蹭我迪克森” 在面对包夹时表现得有多么迷失，真是令人震惊

[–]Lakersrangerbiscuit_08 629 points an hour ago

As a Lakers fan, the way I feel facing the Rockets in the clutch is the exact opposite of what I feel against the Nuggets. Just never felt worried these last two games

湖人球迷：作为一名湖人球迷，在关键时刻面对火箭时的感觉与面对掘金时的感觉截然相反。这两场比赛我根本就没担心过

[–]WestAvailable_Story6774 295 points 1 hour ago

The fact that the Knicks, Nuggets, Spurs, and Celtics are all tied at 1-1 rn in their respective series and have all lost homecourt advantage, while the Lakers are up 2-0 rn in their series, despite not having Luka or Reaves, shows how insane Bron is, even at 41 years old man.

球迷：目前尼克斯、掘金、马刺和凯尔特人在各自的系列赛中都打成了 1-1 平，并且都丢掉了主场优势，而湖人队在没有卢卡和里夫斯的情况下，目前在系列赛中 2-0 领先，这显示了詹姆斯有多么疯狂，即便他已经 41 岁了老兄。

[–]MavericksDesertedProject[S] 322 points 1 hour ago

LUKA KENNARD

独行侠球迷：卢卡・肯纳德

[–]76ersDelicious-Physics218 328 points an hour ago

KD got another chance to drive his own bus and drove that shit righ⬅️t off a cliff lol

This rockets team spent all this time rebuilding and already needs to blow it up again

76 人球迷：杜兰特又得到了一次自己开大巴的机会，结果他把车直接开下了悬崖，哈哈

这支火箭队花了这么多时间重建，现在又要推倒重来了

[–]LakersPalifaith 353 points an hour ago*

This felt like watching the 2006 Cavs with LeBron and a bunch of role players winning that OT game against the Pistons in the ECF.

湖人球迷：这感觉就像是在看 2006 年的骑士队，詹姆斯带着一群角色球员在东部决赛的加时赛中击败了活塞。

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编译：Aaron